utorak, 14.03.2006.
Everybody be cool this is a robbery!
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HONEY BUNNY
I love you, Pumpkin. PUMPKIN Everybody be cool this is a robbery! HONEY BUNNY Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you Evo baš sam gledal Pulp Fiction pa sam malo inspiriran s dijalozima iz njega Otkrivena je nova vrsta Komaraca ( još im moram dat neko ime sad nemam inspiracije) koja kada upikne svoj žalac u prostor može iz sisati sve iz njega I stvoriti vakum. Kad razradim priču bum ju uklopil sa pričom o Izvanzemoljcima i Intergalaktičkim Vjevericama. FABIAN Whose motorcycle is this? BUTCH It's a chopper, baby. FABIAN Whose chopper is this? BUTCH Zed's. FABIAN Who's Zed? BUTCH Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead. Neki dan sam bio u Melinu i upaznao sam neku Kanađanku, nemreš vjerovat kak su ti Ameri zbunjeni U svakom slučaju to je definitivno naj smješnija cura koju sam upoznao (pa mislim iz Kanade je, To je dovoljno). I da vaz odma razriješim pitanja koje vam je sigurno palo na pamet dok ste ovo citali. Da da istina je da kanađani imaju prepolovljenu glavu kao u Saut Parku. Personality goes a long way VINCENT You want some bacon? JULES No, man, I don't eat pork. VINCENT Are you Jewish ? JULES No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. VINCENT Why not? JULES Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. VINCENT But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... JULES Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. VINCENT How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces JULES I don't eat dog either VINCENT Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? JULES I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. VINCENT So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? JULES We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what Evo vam jedna slikica kaj sam ju napravil v pejntu  |
